Fancy Pants Man

So last week I went out with this guy. Why will I never see him again? It was his jeans. That's right...his jeans. The man wore jeans with stuff on the back pockets. We're not quite talking rhinestones, but there was definitely more design stuff on his back pockets than mine. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I have a staunch belief that a man's jeans should have nothing on the back pockets (which means you got them at the Gap or Banana Republic) or have that familiar stiching indicating you're wearing Levi's. A man should not be wearing True Religion, Rock & Republic, Chip and Pepper, Earls or any other brand (unless they have plain pockets, of course).


OK, so his jeans weren't quite this decorative, but it was close. Very close.

And there was also the issue of his Pinto, but that's for another post.